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His CV
Curriculum Vitaé
Name: JESUS CHRIST
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: Bible
Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
My name is Jesus - The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my CV because I'm seeking
the top management position in your heart. Feel free to read my details below.
Qualifications I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me,
(See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational
Background
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills and
Work Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be
poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the
sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See
Luke 4:18).
I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall
dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33). Most importantly, I
have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John
1:7-9)
Educational
Background
I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6). In me are hidden all of the treasures of
wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).My Word is so powerful; it has
been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See
Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
Major
Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See
Genesis 1:26). I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians
5:15).
I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them
openly, (See Colossians 2:15). I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick
and raised the dead! There are many more major accomplishments, too many
to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www
dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access it.
References Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation,
deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.
Summary Now that you've read My CV, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely
qualified to fill this vital position in your heart.
In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6),
and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47).
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).
Send this CV to everyone you know, you never know who may have an opening!
Thanks for your help and may God bless you!
Name: JESUS CHRIST
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: Bible
Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
My name is Jesus - The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my CV because I'm seeking
the top management position in your heart. Feel free to read my details below.
Qualifications I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me,
(See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational
Background
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills and
Work Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be
poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the
sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See
Luke 4:18).
I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall
dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33). Most importantly, I
have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John
1:7-9)
Educational
Background
I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6). In me are hidden all of the treasures of
wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).My Word is so powerful; it has
been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See
Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
Major
Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See
Genesis 1:26). I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians
5:15).
I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them
openly, (See Colossians 2:15). I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick
and raised the dead! There are many more major accomplishments, too many
to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www
dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access it.
References Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation,
deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.
Summary Now that you've read My CV, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely
qualified to fill this vital position in your heart.
In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6),
and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47).
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).
Send this CV to everyone you know, you never know who may have an opening!
Thanks for your help and may God bless you!
Friday, August 29, 2008
Who is Jesus to you?
A lot of people in our world today know the name Jesus as a being that walked the streets of Galilee some long time ago; a good man, a lover of children and women (the weak), a man with a weird teaching of turning the other cheek, but do not really know him as the Lord God almighty, the redeemer and saviour of the world, the soon coming King. I was discussing with an acquaintance some time ago and he said "Jesus was a perfect master." But more than that, He was and is the God-man who came to show the way out of the chaos that our world is heading towards today. And you know what! He is the way, the truth and the life. Who is Jesus and what does He mean to you?
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Saved
Saved! what does it mean to be saved? A look up on the word SAVED in the dictionary shows it means 'to be delivered from a thing' Saved from an accident, saved from some unpalatable event etc. But in the bible lexicon, it has a different kind of meaning though related to the other. Saved means, one has be delivered from the guilt and consequences of sin. for there is no man on earth who sins not. Jesus then as the messiah came into the world for the purposes of showing man the way out of the guilt and consequences of sin. But why does sin have consequences?
Life in general is filled with cause and effects, laws that operate in given situations. if you throw your keys up, it surely comes down. that is called the law of gravity. if you throw a stone into the sea, it will sink, if you have intercourse with a fertile person, pregnancy results. Sin itself is a law. "The soul that sins, it shall die", the wages of sin is death" It follows that anyone who sins is in danger of death or any other consequences of sin. Jesus fixes the sin problem. if you let him do it for you, you are referred to as 'saved' Do you want to be saved?
Life in general is filled with cause and effects, laws that operate in given situations. if you throw your keys up, it surely comes down. that is called the law of gravity. if you throw a stone into the sea, it will sink, if you have intercourse with a fertile person, pregnancy results. Sin itself is a law. "The soul that sins, it shall die", the wages of sin is death" It follows that anyone who sins is in danger of death or any other consequences of sin. Jesus fixes the sin problem. if you let him do it for you, you are referred to as 'saved' Do you want to be saved?
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